Saturday, June 7, 2008

Darwin! Use your Ice Beam!

Recent quotes by various people in the BHouse

JJJ:

"I keep falling under David Klumpp. This chair could really help you out in life David Klumpp."

"Do you think if I pull on my hair, I'll get taller?"

"Ken only shaves the insides of his legs."

"I like how you're touching your hair. Do it again. Now, dance around in a circle."

"mmm. texture. I want to touch that (Julia's shirt)"

"It looks like there are goldfish in your ceiling light."

Ken:

(in a sing-song voice) "We are the crabs. We sit on your balls. And pinch your nuts."

David:

"Do you remember when log-a-log got pwned?"

Frank:

"Do they have the little house books in scenic locations? Like Little House in War Torn Iraq."

also, look up "bearded justice" on youtube. happiness will result.

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